WEEKENDS YOU MISSED
We're sorry you missed 'em 😭 but you can relive them all here with us!
Dates: 13th – 17th April, 2017
Bottles of Moroccan Sahara Rosé consumed: 42. Move over, Provence, we’ve got a new favourite rosé region
Meals eaten: 11 One in a local Berber’s home, one in the middle of the desert, naturally.
Camels ridden: 1 In evening attire, no less
Shishas smoked: 4 It would be rude not to…
Belly dancers challenged to a dance off: We’ll never tell…
Average temperature: A dry, desert heat of 30C. With a sun strong enough to give the perfect tan (and burn for those who neglected to apply their G&T SPF)
Dates: 26th-29th May 2017
Bottles of Ouzo consumed: 3. When in Rome...
Meals eaten: 9 We grew so accustomed to fresh seafood and private chef-prepared meals, our UberEats dinners back at home were nothing short of depressing
Mykonos Town walking tours booked: 1
Mykonos Town walking tours completed: 0 Unfortunately a brief spell of inclement weather prevented us from completing this tour but there is always next time...
Tennis matches played on our private courts: 6.5
Average temperature: 23C. Perfect weather for sunbathing, relaxing on a catamaran to enjoy a sunset and go for a midnight swim.
Most played song: “I Follow Rivers – Magician Remix” by Lykke Li Deep sea, baby
Dates: 30th December 2016 – 2nd January 2017
Bottles of Reykjavik vodka consumed: 1. The perfect ingredient for a tasty NYE cocktail.
Meals eaten: 7 (complete with Icelandic smoked salmon, of course!)
Northern Lights sightings: 1. On New Year’s Eve. Pinch us!
Icy slips and sore bottoms: We’d prefer not to say.
Average temperature: -3 degrees. (Perfect weather for snowy spas and sauna sessions)
Most played game: “I’m having a party, and I’m bringing…”
Dates: 26th-29th August 2016
Bottles of Aquavit Consumed: 6
Meals eaten: 10 (the Moose was particularly notable)
Hikes enjoyed: 1
Crayfish consumed: Countless
Average temperature: 17 degrees. From glorious sunshine to pouring rain and everything in between.
Tumbles down the barn ramp: Undisclosed.
Most played song: #FreeTitties – Emmalyn Estrada
Dates: 16-23 July 2016
Bottles of Sardinian wine consumed: 167 (White of course- no red wine on board, if you please! It stains the deck.)
Meals enjoyed: 21 (not including gelati runs)
Ports explored: 5
Inflatables popped: 1. The doughnut did-nut make it to its last day.
Average temperature: 28 degrees and sunny with some strong winds for sailing.
Revellers overboard: 25
Most played song: Can't Stop the Feeling- Justin Timberlake
Dates: 24-28 March 2016
Magnums of Provence rosé consumed: 9
Champagne walks taken: 3
Meals enjoyed: 11, including 10 in the ornate salon des miroirs, and one particularly picturesque lunch al fresco
Turrets explored: 14
Easter eggs hunted: 124
Average temperature: 15C, perfect for Champagne walks and horse riding.
Falls taken into the pond: 1 (aerial video coming soon)
Most played song: Work by Rihanna (lyrics unknown but still sung along to: countless)
Dates: 22-25 May 2015
Romances borne: 2
Bottles of wine consumed: 58 local Tuscan reds
Bottles of Prosecco consumed: Not as many as sabred/ showered
Recovery hikes completed: 1 and a half
Meals enjoyed: 7 including 1 dinner overlooking the rolling Tuscan hills
Average temperature: A chilly 19C, lucky for us the villa had 10 living and dining areas (and spectacular dancefloor) before the temperature soared, and we basked under the Tuscan sun
Most played song: Cheerleader by Omi (playcount: 31)